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TheBookOfJoy.Blogspot.com is BACK !!!! : ) =) ;D =D xD XD

We're moving back to our origins @ thebookofjoy.blogspot.com

We probably won't be updating this blog anymore.

Like old times

Today before assembly started, our dear partner in crime Woo Xiam Lame asked me ;

XL: "How do you climb a tree?"

Me and Loke: (stunned by the sudden question and knew what was coming) erm... climb on the branch?

XL: No got easier way to climb.

Me and Loke: ???

XL: Cut down the tree and climb horizontally.

Me and Loke: -__- -_-

Wei Kwang vs Tanzy : Part 1 Wei Kwang's 10 Ways To Die

One day, Wei Kwang and Tanzy were fighting as usual.

That day, they got bored of fist fights and decided to illustrate how the other will die.

This is Wei Kwang's little note to Tanzy :

Click here for the complete and enlarged version

Shaun : Idiot

It was raining cats and dogs. We were in the chemistry lab.



Shaun : "Wa . . . Just now I saw a Pure Idiot."


Us : ???


Shaun :"The rain just stopped he go and water the plants. What the heck la they trying to drown the plants."

I know what u're doing

Siti caught his husband, Ali searching high and low around his living room.


so.........

Siti asked: What are you searching for ?

Ali: Hidden-cameras.

Siti: Why on earth do you think there are hidden cameras in our house ??

Ali: This guy on television, he knows exactly what I'm doing.

Siti: How is that so???



Ali: Every few minutes he keeps saying,

YOU ARE NOW WATCHING STAR WORLD!!!!



aha, I know what u're doing too.

YOU'RE READING DERBOOKOFJOY !!! =)

Random Joke's

Why don't anteaters ever get sick ?















Because they are full of anty-bodies





What did Jim say to Tom before getting in the car ?














"Tom , get in the car "

From the Lamest DJ on Radio

Heard this on the radio just now , Hitz.fm of course :D , and this is from Natalie , the lamest DJ ever , here's what she said...




" Coming up next , what do you do when you click 5 times ? ( uses tougue to click 5 times) "









" THE CLICK 5 ! "

Tanzy : Being himself : )

The teacher was teaching Add Maths, Chapter 6 : Trigonometry


Johnny : Teacher, I don't understand why must be " -23 < [tita] <>


Tanzy : Your mother never teach you ah?