Random jokes

Beautiful Wife :

A man and his wife were walking on a busy street.

Coming to a corner a begger shouted out to the lady:

"Oh beautiful!! I am blind, please give me some money"

Then her husband told her:


"Give him what he asked for,
if he thinks that you are beautiful, then there is no doubt that he is blind!!"



Football !!:

A football fanatic went to the doctor for consultation....

Football fanatic: Doctor, I have this problem. Every night I dream of monkeys playing football.

Doctor: No problem, from today, take this pill every night and you'll nvr dream.

Football fanatic: Can I start taking it tmr ??

Doctor: Yes, but why ????

Football fanatic:



"COZ TONIGHT IS THE FINALS !!"



Smartest:



The Russians dug 1000 ft in the ground and found copper wire;

They declared Russia had electricity 1000 years back.


US dug and found optical fiber and declared US had telephone 2000 years back.



A sardar in India found nothing. Then said:

"Oye!! we had wireless technology 5000 years back."



AH BENG's interview :


Interviewer: How does an engine start ??

Ah Beng: (this is easy) Dhurrrrrr............dhur dhur dhur dhur......

Interviewer: (omg) STOP ! STOP IT!!!

Ah Beng: Dhur......Dhurp Dhurp Dhurp Dhurp