We're moving back to our origins @ thebookofjoy.blogspot.com
We probably won't be updating this blog anymore.
Friday, June 20, 2008
TheBookOfJoy.Blogspot.com is BACK !!!! : ) =) ;D =D xD XD
Like old times
Today before assembly started, our dear partner in crime Woo Xiam Lame asked me ;
XL: "How do you climb a tree?"
Me and Loke: (stunned by the sudden question and knew what was coming) erm... climb on the branch?
XL: No got easier way to climb.
Me and Loke: ???
XL: Cut down the tree and climb horizontally.
Me and Loke: -__- -_-
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Wei Kwang vs Tanzy : Part 1 Wei Kwang's 10 Ways To Die
One day, Wei Kwang and Tanzy were fighting as usual.
That day, they got bored of fist fights and decided to illustrate how the other will die.
This is Wei Kwang's little note to Tanzy :
That day, they got bored of fist fights and decided to illustrate how the other will die.
This is Wei Kwang's little note to Tanzy :
Click here for the complete and enlarged version
Shaun : Idiot
It was raining cats and dogs. We were in the chemistry lab.
Shaun : "Wa . . . Just now I saw a Pure Idiot."
Us : ???
Shaun :"The rain just stopped he go and water the plants. What the heck la they trying to drown the plants."
I know what u're doing
Siti caught his husband, Ali searching high and low around his living room.
so.........
Siti asked: What are you searching for ?
Ali: Hidden-cameras.
Siti: Why on earth do you think there are hidden cameras in our house ??
Ali: This guy on television, he knows exactly what I'm doing.
Siti: How is that so???
Ali: Every few minutes he keeps saying,
YOU ARE NOW WATCHING STAR WORLD!!!!
aha, I know what u're doing too.
YOU'RE READING DERBOOKOFJOY !!! =)
Random Joke's
Why don't anteaters ever get sick ?
Because they are full of anty-bodies
What did Jim say to Tom before getting in the car ?
"Tom , get in the car "
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
From the Lamest DJ on Radio
Heard this on the radio just now , Hitz.fm of course :D , and this is from Natalie , the lamest DJ ever , here's what she said...
" Coming up next , what do you do when you click 5 times ? ( uses tougue to click 5 times) "
" THE CLICK 5 ! "
Tanzy : Being himself : )
The teacher was teaching Add Maths, Chapter 6 : Trigonometry
Johnny : Teacher, I don't understand why must be " -23 < [tita] <>
Tanzy : Your mother never teach you ah?
Do Your Banking Before It's Too Late, says Shaun
There are 2 versions
Version 1 (ending comes later, at de end of der post)
Shaun : "Eh, it's June right?"
Jie Xian : " . . . Yes ?"
Shaun : "Aiya, the bank close already."
Jie Xian : "???"
Version 2 (ending comes later, at de end of der post)
Shaun : "Wei Kwang, you got any banking to do?"
WK : "What? No . . . "
Shaun : "You should have done your banking last month."
WK : "???"
Here's the ending to both stories :
Shaun points to a bank which can be seen from our class :
Maybank
Shaun : "You see, now June already. You shound have done your banking last month. "
Conversation in der Canteen
Jie Xian
Les, u remember that Wei Han said, "Friendship is the best ship in the world"?
This time, Ian said just now, "Hardship is the hardest ship is the world"
Les and I laughed. Ian overheard us.
Ian
Hah Ha. This joke is so funny I'm sure it's going to be in Der Book Of Joy.
At that time, I told him, "No, no . . . " But I just couldn't resist it.
Because he was too funny XD
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Comic : Surpriseeeeeeee!!!!!
Click me for a surprise ending!
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Fun With Forming Nouns !
Today . . . . . EST Period ! We were given work on none other than FORMING NOUNS !
So here's some examples from the papers we were given and also common ones :
apply - application
describe - description
wise - wisdom
king - kingdom
neighbour - neighbourhood
joy - joyfulness
curd - curdish
Here are the SPECIAL nouns formed by our very special joyees ( Jie Xian , Lee Meng , Wei Kwang , Wei Han ) !
con - condom
depart - department
health - healthility
robin - robinhood
teeth - tits
rub - rubbish
No worries , it was just jokes/mistakes , they all scored A's for thier English Tests :D
o yes ! I also noticed somebody else spelling FOREHEAD as FALLHEAD
Important Announcement !!!
You Need To Say The Password The Next Time You Read Der Book.
So now I'm telling all of you the password. You have to say it into your mic when the voice recognition software is ready.
This is the password. Practice it. Recite it, until you can do it really really quickly.
I N V J S
AHAHAHA I know you do! XD
Wei Han refused to say it out. When Foo said it out, he said irritatedly : "Why you envy him?"
ps : i'm JS = Jie Xian
The Most Anticipated Vid Of The Year : Shuffler vs Breakdancer : Teachers' Day Performance
Shufflers and breakdancers from Class 5 Kensett displaying their talent on Teachers' Day.
Please make some allowance for me as this is my first time editing a vid. This took about 10-11 hours altogether. ';.;' Seriously. Cause i don't know anything.
When i told Shaun about this, Shaun said : "Good! You're dedicated to Der Book." =.=
Part 2 is waaay beter :D
Part 1
Part 2
Please give me some comments / ratings yes? There are currently none ~.~
Without the commentators, this vid will never be as good.
I, along with many others, were sitting close to the action. :D
Monday, June 16, 2008
Blonde Joke (From thebookofjoy)
three women, a brunette, a redhead and a blonde were about to get executed.
the brunette is send forward to be shot,
the guards shout: Ready ! Aim !
suddenly the brunette shouts "Tornado !!"
the guards hide for cover and the brunette escapes
the guards got angry
they send the redhead forward
the guards shout: Ready ! Aim !
suddenly the redhead shouts: "Earthquake !!"
again the guards dived for protection
the redhead escapes
the guards got very mad
they send the blonde forward
the blonde, after seeing what happened, figured out how to escape too
the guards shout: Ready ! Aim !
and then.......
the blonde shouts: "Fire!!"
Joke, jokes, more jokes.....
Elephant joke!!!!!!!!!!!
A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forgot his watch. He searches for someone who could give him the time.
He sees a zoo keeper standing next to an elephant. "Excuse me, sir," says the young man "Do you know what time it is?"
The zoo keeper reaches under the elephant, grabs his balls and starts playing with them.
"Mmmmm, it is about 3:00," the zoo keeper responds.
The young man looks at him in awe, "How did you know that?" The zoo keeper looks back at the man, "I looked at the clock on the wall right behind you."
Desperate CIA
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available.
The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then."
So they brought the second man to the same door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained to the second man. "Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes; then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her; I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job."
"No," the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Now they only had the woman left to test. They led her to the same door to the same room and handed her the same gun. "We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances; this is your final test. Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA men heard the gun start firing, one shot after another for 13 shots. Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, rashing, and banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes; then all went quiet.
The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat the son of a bitch to death with the chair!"
Shirt Brands - Super Lame
One day , the manager of a department in a big firm had to take a 2 week lift to attend a convention overseas , so he put his asistant manager in charge.
From the first day the asistant manager was in charge , he acted like he owned the firm and even bought a couple of BOSS brand shirts to wear every single day of the week to show that he is now boss.
The manager heard of this from other employees and was not very happy with how his asistant manager was overusing and over-showing his power...
When the manager came back to work , that day on.... he only wore BOSSINI brand shirts to show boss is over here man !
Hsuang : Tanzy's Suggestion
Hsuang.
Despite hearing it numerous times from Shaun and Tanzy when they are teasing Wei Kwang , none of us knew what "Hsuang" meant, until Wei Han told me while he was praising her photoshop skills.
I agree with him. I've never touched Photoshop before.
So this is what Hsuang means, according to Wei Han.
Hsu Li + Wei Kwang = Hsuang
After telling them what it meant, something hit me. We all know that
Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie = Brangelina
Notice how the guy's name is followed by the girl's.
So I told Wei Kwang :
Jie Xian : "Wei Kwang, shouldn't your name be in front, based on Brangelina?"
Tanzy answered after 5 seconds : "We should call him Kwali!"
Wei Kwang + Hsu Li = Kwali (kuali = frying pan/wok)
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Random jokes
Beautiful Wife :
A man and his wife were walking on a busy street.
Coming to a corner a begger shouted out to the lady:
"Oh beautiful!! I am blind, please give me some money"
Then her husband told her:
"Give him what he asked for,
if he thinks that you are beautiful, then there is no doubt that he is blind!!"
Football !!:
A football fanatic went to the doctor for consultation....
Football fanatic: Doctor, I have this problem. Every night I dream of monkeys playing football.
Doctor: No problem, from today, take this pill every night and you'll nvr dream.
Football fanatic: Can I start taking it tmr ??
Doctor: Yes, but why ????
Football fanatic:
"COZ TONIGHT IS THE FINALS !!"
Smartest:
The Russians dug 1000 ft in the ground and found copper wire;
They declared Russia had electricity 1000 years back.
US dug and found optical fiber and declared US had telephone 2000 years back.
A sardar in India found nothing. Then said:
"Oye!! we had wireless technology 5000 years back."
AH BENG's interview :
Interviewer: How does an engine start ??
Ah Beng: (this is easy) Dhurrrrrr............dhur dhur dhur dhur......
Interviewer: (omg) STOP ! STOP IT!!!
Ah Beng: Dhur......Dhurp Dhurp Dhurp Dhurp
Tyo Wei Keat Has Factory Potential Too!
I was walking nearby when two people who were shorter than me (shorties), made some comments.
Tyo Wei Keat (and Johnny) :
"Jei Shian, 你的头发很好笑."
"Jei Shian, your hair very funny."
Me :
[Looks at their hair (2 cm long at its longest) and laughs, but decides to enJOY the joke by not answering back]
Tyo Wei Keat (and Johnny) :
其实你很帅的. 但是长到太高了.
Actually you're handsome, but you are too tall.
Me :
[Surprised that this came from them and chose took it as a compliment and laughs together]
Tyo Wei Keat (and Johnny) :
太高不好, 太高不好. [shakes thier head]
你的女朋友需要爬楼梯去kiss你.
Too tall no good, too tall no good. [shakes thier head]
Your girlfriend need to climb up stairs to kiss you.
I used "(and Johnny) " because it looked to me like Wei Keat was doing all the talking and Johnny was just adding on.
Shaun and the rest, but especially Shaun, i know you will have a lot to say about me.
eg : NANSENSE!/ They blind la.
Let me have my moment of Joy la please.
Jokey Jokey
A drunk was hauled into court...." Mister " , the judge began,
" you've been brought here for drinking.. "
"Great " , the drunk exclaimed. " When do we get started ? "
Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same asyour brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkeyand stopped him, what virtue would I be
Showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children !
Reality TV - joyees in skool
we had so much fun in skool everyday that we feel ashamed if we aren't able to share our laughters with u'all
so, we decided to film our own reality show that is sure to be the funnier(or stupider) than the existing ones
and too boost our TV ratings.......in the future when we have our own show
so...........
ya it's only a sneak peek, or a teaser, so be sure to tune in to derbookofjoy everyday to watch more of our JOY-ful life
credits to: Lee Meng (for his cam)
Wei Han
Lester
Tun Hong
and the shy Teck Huat..
expect more from the joyees
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