E! News : Battle of the Hollywood Hotties

My first repost.

All all people, the E! News people has invited comedians to comment on the "Hollywood Hotties". Yes, all of them are comedians. The first one is 50 Cent vs Eminem vs Kanye West.



50 cent

"Fity . fitty. . fitty . . . or is it FiFty? So, he got shot 9 times huh? That's very encouraging to kids."

"Getting shot 9 times is not something you are proud of man, it just means you're easy to shoot."


Eminem

"Yes, Eminem, very smart, very smart, melts in your mouth, not your hands."

"Eminem . . . my favourite kind of candy."

(Lots of M&M candy floating around in the background)


Kanye West

They showed a clip of Kanye holding an award/trophy thingy, saying,

"Let myself introduce myself."

"I'm sure I'm gonna buy myself a new house to put all my prizes." (LANCI!!!!!)



Then they were talking about Demi Moore.

"People look better now, in this age, because of good nutrition and good food."

"But the most importantly, plastic surgery" (Ahaha so damn sarcastic)