A Menu from Restaurant Called "Stacey's"

Pancetta Wrapped Chicken

(You are what you eat, so if the rest of the menu frightens you, eat the chicken.)

Caesar Salad $8.95

(Named after the great romaine emperor, Julius Salad.)

Poke Tuna $13.95

(We only serve poke tuna because the fast ones get away.)

Imported Creamy Goat Cheese & Caramelized Pear Dip $11.95

(We know the goats are imported because they don’t speak English.)

Blackened Salmon Sandwich $14.95

(The salmon get this way from sun bathing.)

Portabella Mushroom Sandwich$13.95

(If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.*)

**Der menu is from here

The jokes in this menu was written by the author of a comic strip called Dilbert -- Scott Adams. He is really good!