Running In Record Time

This is a variation from Shaun in his primary school days. It sounds way funnier when he tells it in Chinese :D


你知道我怎么样用两秒跑两百米吗?



我从起跑线上的后面一点开始跑.



Translation :

You know how I can run 200 metres in 2 seconds?

I start from a few metres behind the starting line.

*Imagine a full 200 metre running track