MaTT's Jokes...

heyhey hey.... My first post... XD anyways... here goes a collection of jokes i heard from my friend in tuition...

What did the apple say to the orange?



Nothing, apples don't talk.

What's brown and sounds like a bell?


DUUUNGG!!!!


There were 3 couples sitting down for dinner. The first husband said,
"Would you pass me the sugar, Sugar?" His wife giggled and kissed him
and said, "Sure." The second husband thought he should do something
sweet too. He asked his wife, "Would you pass me the honey, Honey?" The
second husband's wife thought that was so sweet. She giggled, kissed
him and said, "Sure." The third husband's wife looked over at him with
a look that said, "You better think of something quick." So, he did.
The third husband looked at his wife and said, "Would you pass the tea,
Bag?"

You are welcome for 'filling' you up... XD I am filled up, aren't you?